Τετάρτη, 27 Ιουλίου 2011

Πωλείται...


Όταν μετακόμιζε η Ρέιτσελ από το σπίτι για να συγκατοικήσει η Μόνικα με τον Τσάντλερ είπαν ότι είναι το τέλος μιας εποχής και γι’ αυτό έκλαιγαν τόσο (end of an aera)…Εγώ πουλάω το πρώτο μου αυτοκίνητο και με ενοχλεί πολύ…Τόσο που το ξέρω ότι όταν το παραδώσω θα κλάψω πολύ…Και όταν μετακόμισα έκλαψα βέβαια αλλά τώρα είναι άλλο…
Με το αυτοκίνητο αυτό έχω περάσει τη μετακόμισή σου, πολλά φιλιά, αγκαλιές, συγκινήσεις, πάθη, έρωτες, χωρισμούς, ταξίδια, εκδρομές, βόλτες με παρέες ή χωρίς και άλλα πολλά… Κλείνει λοιπόν μια εποχή 8 ετών ακριβώς από τότε που το οδήγησα για πρώτη φορά (παρά 2 μήνες)…Και είναι περιττό να πω πόσο το αγαπάω αυτό το αυτοκίνητο…Και ήταν το πρώτο και το τελευταίο αυτοκίνητο στο όνομά μου με άδεια κυκλοφορίας κατα-δική μου. Το νέο αμάξι είναι μισό μισό…Τι να λέει?! Starlet δεν είναι… Άντε τώρα θα γίνεις ένα αγνώριστο αγωνιστικό…Καλές προσπεράσεις…!

Παρασκευή, 8 Ιουλίου 2011

Ladurée!!

Πήγαμε προχθές να πάρουμε 3 πάστες από εδώ
και έκαναν 3.5 ευρώ η μία!!!!! Σιγά ρε μεγάλε! Ούτε τα μακαρόν από εδώ
δεν κάνουν τόσο!!!!
P.S. Για όσους ξέρουν τι σημαίνει Ladurée… ;)

Κυριακή, 3 Ιουλίου 2011

Friends!!!


Μία από τις πιο αγαπημένες μου σκηνές...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoR-C0vHBPw&feature=related


[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment]
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Joey: No. Y'know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail.
Chandler: Yeah!
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You’re building a post office?
Joey: No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max.
Chandler: Okay. (notices that Joey is wearing some really tight jeans) My word! Those are snug.
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s.
(Chandler goes to his bedroom and opens the door. However, only the top half opens, and he trips into his bedroom over the bottom half.)
Joey: Power saw kinda got away from me there.
OPENING CREDITS
Chandler: You know, we don’t really take advantage of living in the city.
Joey: I know.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head. Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey.]
Joey: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I get ‘ya?
Chandler: No, you didn’t get me!! It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Joey: Calm down, do you want this unit or not?
Chandler: I do NOT want this unit!!
Joey: Well, you should’ve told me that before, I’m not a mind reader. Hey, we’re out of beer. I’m going to Monica’s.
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
***
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Monica: I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Joey: Relax. Here hold this (hands her his beer). This old stuff just comes right off. (he bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor, in his tight pants.)
Monica: That’s a little more than I wanted to see.
Joey: (manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. It’d take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)
Monica: I can’t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
(Joey places the toliet brush and holder over the hole, which is in the middle of the floor.)
Joey: Eh! There you go.
Monica: You know that’s nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!
***
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Monica: What’s the matter?
Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]
Chandler: Okay, on three. One....Two....
Joey: Why don’t we just go on two.
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: Because it’s faster.
Chandler: Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this ‘two’ talk.
Rachel: Oh!
Joey: All right, but in the future...
Ross: Okay!! Okay!!
Rachel: Come on!
Ross: Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
Chandler: Okay, οne...two...
Joey: So we are going on two?
All: All right!! (they lift it into place, however there is one small problem, the unit is so long that it blocks some of both of their bedroom doors.)
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Joey: Wow, it’s big!
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!
Joey: Maybe, my ruler’s wrong.
Phoebe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
Joey: Look it’s not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how ‘bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesn’t move.)
Joey: Yeah, listen, before I forget that side is still wet.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center]
Joey: Y'know what?
Chandler: Umm?
Joey: I bet ‘ya ya I could fit in there. (points to a hole in the center)
Chandler: I’ve got five bucks says you can’t.
Joey: Get out your checkbook, mister.
Chandler: Oh, I think I have the cash.
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
Joey: You are dogged man! I totally fit!
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors won’t open) I’m out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
END